This week, or is it last week now, the speaker we expected to turn up was ill and could not be at our meeting for his presentation. Before you move down to the next item, just hold on a moment. Darryl plucked victory from the impending disaster and suggested an idea which was accepted and handled almost expertly by Jane. The result was entertaining and informative. You should have been there.
We were all given a piece of paper and told to write on it something about us that no-one else at the club would know. We were then asked to hand them back and they were read out by Jane. The aim was to guess who the author was, which we did with varying degrees of success.
I had thought about crafting a story using these sentences or phrases, but the pay as substitute reporter does not cover my expenses for such a project. Instead, for those of you who were not there, I will give you all the chance to join in and make some guesses. I collected most of the bits of paper and have selected a dozen at random for those of you who like a challenge. The answers are at the bottom linked to the number.
This session was a reminder of what we can find out about the secret lives of club members. The question is − what do we not know about each other? We all still have our secrets.
1 My cat’s name is Tom Tom
2 I am a licensed scuba diver
3 I narrowly escaped arrest in a casino
4 Sang with the Fifth Dimension in Las Vegas
5 I had a conversation with the Duke of Edinburgh
6 I was introduced to (the same) Duke of Edinburgh as the youngest club member
7 I like to drive fast
8 My friend pierced my ears at age 13
9 I planted over 5,000 pine trees
10 I taught ballroom dancing
11 I had a racehorse which won eight races
12 I am a founder member of the Turoa ski club
Julian
Part-time, unpaid, substitute reporter